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diaemyung:

Have a great day

8 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 29,477 notes

lethalgender:

destroythepast:

kathryndec:

bootydestroyer:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

now i regret having never watched futurama

One of the many reasons futurama is my favorite show

More specifically, they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant because mutants faced incredible prejudice. Since Leela’s mutation was fairly minor compared to most—she was dubbed “the least mutated mutant ever born”—her parents figured that while she couldn’t pass for human, she could easily pass as a humanoid alien, and left a note with her written in an alien language as “proof”. They wanted to give her a life where she had opportunities and chances to move up in the world and be happy.

And when she does reconnect with them, it just becomes more and more clear that they truly do love her—that all they did was out of pure love for their daughter.

Futurama is fucking wonderful, not just as a comedy, but as a tearjerker.

this show hurts me

22 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 361,550 notes
22 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 637,455 notes
1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 68,913 notes
golddiggerr:

$$$$

golddiggerr:

$$$$

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 3,579 notes
chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 176,820 notes
korisinquehacer:

small doodle while im working on something :3

korisinquehacer:

small doodle while im working on something :3

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 2,862 notes

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 125,331 notes

“BEING POLITE TO RATS" by KC Green

BEING POLITE TO RATS" by KC Green

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 225 notes
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